In the midst of landlord shenanigans Big Brother called and cheered me up no end. He really is tenacious when it comes to work and money and can spin just about anything to his advantage. He’s rebuilding a fort on Hadrian’s Wall, a castle in Aberdeen and is “well known in lighthouse circles”. Lord knows how but no doubt “economy” and “truth” were involved. This from the man who once told me Marco Pierre White was giving him one to one cookery lessons – he was reading his book of recipes. He’s currently selling old stuff on eBay and some random is bidding for his second hand Speedos. That he’s confessed to wearing them is bad enough. On checking the bidder’s buying history turns out he’s a bit of an aficionado. 24 pairs. Same size. All used.
For those with sensitive minds (and stomachs) there is no photo with this entry.
Reading: “Naked Pueblo”/Mark Poirier
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